" GATOR AID "

"DMV"

Iceman renews his Super Duper Impossible to Duplicate Driver License:

At the NJDMV .... Wildwood NJ

3 citizens (counting the Iceman) on site ...... 7 DMV drones. Large sign says " MUST GO to RECEPTION COUNTER 1ST". So the Iceman approaches the counter, but unfortunately interrupts a conversation between drones. The QUEEN drone seemed annoyed with the interruption and I immediately apologized. Had I known the conversation involved a National Security threat, I never would have asked for help. Anyway ..........

Iceman: Morning. Am I in the right place?
QUEEN: Whata you want?
Iceman: This is the NJDMV isn’t it?
QUEEN: Ya here to get a license or renew one?
Iceman: Renewal.
QUEEN: Ya need proof of ID.
Iceman: I have my last license that’s one of those impossible to duplicate holograms. Proof positive ID.. Is this the Iceman or what?
QUEEN: Not good enough. What else ya got?
Iceman: SS Card, 4 Major Credit Cards, Blue Cross and Voters Registration Card.
QUEEN: Nope. Ya got a utility bill?
Iceman: Lucky me. I always carry a utility bill just in case I’m in an accident or something. Mom always did tell me to wear clean underwear and carry my utility bill just in case.
QUEEN: That’s more like it. That’ll be 24 bucks.
Iceman: I paid the bill when I received the notice.
QUEEN: Ya didn’t read the fine print on the bill which explicitly tells you not to pay the bill.
Iceman: My mistake. I usually pay a bill when I receive a bill.
Got change for a fifty?
QUEEN: We don’t accept any US currency. Check or Credit Card only.
Iceman: OK. I’ve got a check.
QUEEN: OK. Good. Ya got any ID for the check?
Iceman: Is my last Super Duper Hologram Driver License Ok?
QUEEN: That’ll do it.
Iceman: Is anyone else in this place on medication of some sort?